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Post by Thumper on Jun 3, 2004 17:18:56 GMT -5
no they have to be able to stand on their own 2 feet i'm not going to be here forever
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Post by phooey on Jun 3, 2004 18:49:09 GMT -5
 wishful thinking 
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Post by Thumper on Jun 4, 2004 5:14:56 GMT -5
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Post by phooey on Jun 4, 2004 7:55:29 GMT -5
think you have just answered your own question there!!
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Post by Tinkerbell on Jun 4, 2004 10:02:58 GMT -5
Yep, think she has!! This parenting malarky sounds like too much hassle. Think I will leave it for a few years yet!! Or just adopt an 18 year old so that they've been through the stroppy years and can buy me a pint!!! Talking of pints.........I can hear the pub calling  This is getting terrible! It's only quarter to four on a Friday and already I'm having alcohol cravings! ;D |
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Post by Thumper on Jun 4, 2004 11:43:31 GMT -5
yes i did answer my own question there but being a parent is hard work you have to make it up as you go along there's no book to read on how to be a great parent which is a shame  |
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Post by Thumper on Jun 4, 2004 11:45:37 GMT -5
alcohol whats that lol can't remember the last time i went out for a drink i must sound like a right old lady lol
see that's what i miss of a friday finishing work and going for a drink but my job was running a pub which i miss soooooooooooooooo much
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Post by shmoo on Jun 4, 2004 17:41:40 GMT -5
No book?
So where did the silly sayings like:-
Do you want it again?
shut up and eat your dinner!(never did understand that one)how can you eat if your mouths to stay shut?
And what about
do you want it again? Why yes mum i would!!!
I'll give you something to cry for. No thanx mum I'm doing fine as it is!
Come on these sayings came from somewhere. Am I right? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Thumper on Jun 5, 2004 4:58:16 GMT -5
do you know what i really don't know where these sayings come? |
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Post by Thumper on Jun 5, 2004 4:59:57 GMT -5
never used any of these sayings well not yet anyway lol
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Post by phooey on Jun 8, 2004 16:25:58 GMT -5
50 things only parents say:
50.) Use soap.
49.) Don't kiss the dog.
48.) Where are your shoes?
47.) If I were a shoe, where would I be?
46.) "Hay" is for horses.
45.) What part of "no" do you not understand?
44.) Tickle, tickle, tickle.
43.) Tie your shoes.
42.) All right, look sloppy. See if I care.
41.) Don't sit so close. You'll ruin your eyes.
40.) Your socks don't match.
39.) It's on your left. No, your other left.
38.) Why is the remote control all sticky?
37.) When I was a boy, we didn't even have remote controls.
36.) Turn that down. You'll wake the dead.
35.) Hush. (Try that one on a co-worker sometime.)
34.) Zip it. (Ditto.)
33.) Blow on it. (Don't go there.)
32.) Use your napkin.
31.) Don't shovel your food.
30.) Because it builds strong bones.
29.) Three more bites.
28.) Clean your room.
27.) You call this clean?
26.) Why do I have to do everything around here?
25.) If I hear "Pikachu" one more time.
24.) Stop talking and go to sleep.
23.) If your brother jumped off a cliff ...
22.) Aw, get up. That didn't hurt.
21.) I'll kiss it and make it better.
20.) When I was your age ...
19.) I don't know. I haven't been wearing your shoes, now have I?
18.) Close the door. Were you raised in a barn?
17.) In or out, in or out. Make up your mind.
16.) When you start paying the utility bills around here ...
15.) Stop slamming that door!
14.) Money doesn't grow on trees.
13.) By the time I count to three ...
12.) Walk faster.
11.) Stop running!
10.) Don't you run from me!
9.) Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.
8.) Did you go?
7.) Get down from there!
6.) Somebody's gonna get hurt!
5.) Put that down. You'll put your eye out.
4.) This is my final warning ...
3.) What's that smell?
2.) We'll see.
And, the No. 1 Thing That Only Parents Say is: "Because I said so."
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Post by phooey on Jun 8, 2004 16:54:11 GMT -5
more stupid things parents, especially you mum, said:
while you are running: "you won't get there any faster!" - err... yes i will!!
"if you break your leg doing that don't come running to me"
"if the wind changes your face will stay like that!" really... and precisely how many people has that happened to?
"Watch that plate its hot"
Always wear something in bed in case the firemen have to get you out. and, always wear clean pants in case you get knocked down!
"If you stop asking me, I might say yes.."
"Eat it, it'll put hairs on your chest".
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
wipe that look off of your face or I'll do it for you!
'this [TCP] will only sting a little bit' - LIAR!!!!
"there there, mummy will kiss it better" - jesus woman i've just lost half the skin from my kneecap and you think kissing it will stop the gravel from causing me severe bloodloss and searing pain!!!
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Post by shmoo on Jun 8, 2004 17:07:15 GMT -5
Well what can I say,
Phooey owns the book!!!!!!
Or has had a bash at re-writing it!
Well done Phooey. This made me laugh for ages!!!!! ;D
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Post by Thumper on Jun 8, 2004 17:29:11 GMT -5
i'll have to try them thanks phooey laughed so much my stomach hurts ;D ;D
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Post by Thumper on Jun 8, 2004 17:29:56 GMT -5
phooey once you've finished your book could you please send me a copy ;D ;D |
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wishful thinking 
This is getting terrible! It's only quarter to four on a Friday and already I'm having alcohol cravings! ;D
